PICK UP LINES!
(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?
(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
(9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
back while You blow the hell out of me.
(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
Super-Funny Pick-Up Lines
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Homeland Security Spoof! - Part 4
Only the coolest irradiated citizens will be allowed into the 'underground' rave in the shelter. | |
In case of emergency, the parking brake may be used as an adult novelty item. | |
In time of war, real Americans eat red meat only! No wimpy fish or poultry, please. | |
There is a reason you failed chemistry. | |
Watch out for people who come out of white tents and try to steal the shirt off your back. | |
If you are trapped with no hope of being found, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets. | |
Radioactive materials come in 4 convenient sizes: - individual dose - family value size - neighborhood spray pump size - supersize! | |
Satellite photos of Texas show the large embarrassing radioactive crop circle in Southeast Texas. | |
When the looting begins remember to consider the weight/value ratio. Here we have a few examples of high value, low effort. |
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Homeland Security Spoof! - Part 3
No pyromaniacs admitted. | |
A quick family snapshot in front of the latest scene of a terrorist attack may became a treasured family keepsake that will preserve precious memories for years to come. | |
That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there. | |
The middle of a terrorist attack is not an appropriate time to catch up on your reading or paperwork. | |
If you see colors in the sky, grasp your throat and pretend to choke yourself. Girls go for that. | |
If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show. | |
If the weather is overcast with dark skies, look for worms in the grass. | |
After all life is gone, modern appliances will continue to run forever. Think about it. | |
Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it. | |
"Wash your hands" of traditional long distance telephone providers. |
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