kool 1-liners!!!!!!!

Here are some of life's crazy thoughts.Don't take them seriously ........... it's just for the moment.
ENJOY!!!!!

1.What's the difference between a novel and a book?

2.How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

3.If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

4.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

5.If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

6.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

7.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

8.Can you cry underwater?

9.Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

10.Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?