![]() | If you have set yourself on fire, do not run. |
![]() | If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. |
![]() | If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder. |
![]() | If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor. |
![]() | Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you! |
![]() | To eliminate smallpox, wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand under a faucet with no sink. |
![]() | Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now. |
![]() | People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex. |
![]() | Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically. |
![]() | If a door is closed, karate chop it open. |
Blogger Headlines !!!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Homeland Security Spoof ! - Part 1
Posted by
CrAzYdAnStEr
at
4:18 AM
Labels: homeland fun
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
0 comments:
Post a Comment