Crazy And Dumb Warnings !!!

Hairdryer:
Do not use while taking a shower.

Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flammable

500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.

Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.

Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.

Bottled Drink:
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

Instructions for a cordless phone:
Do not put lit candles on phone.

Orange Juice Can:
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.